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１ , an Abba is playing golf, a nun is watched by [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the first lever is hit slanted, abba scolds: "TMD, dozen slanted! " hit again, abba scolds again: "TMD, hit again slanted! " sister says: "You say as Abba bad language god wants punishment. " one's voice in speech just fell, listen to a thunderbolt to give nun only killed. Abba felt puzzled: Why of name-calling is me, why can you kill sister? Listen to a sky to transmit sacred sound only at this moment: "TMD, I also am hit slanted! I also am hit slanted!!
2, believer: "All-purpose god, is was opposite 10000 for you how long? Is was opposite 10000 for you how long??
Sacred: "I blink the kongfu of the eye. "I blink the kongfu of the eye..
Believer: "So Where is 1 billion yuan of money? "So Where is 1 billion yuan of money??
Sacred: "A hair that is me nevertheless just. "A hair that is me nevertheless just..
Believer: "Oh, compassionate god, that asks you to give me a hair. That asks you to give me a hair..
Sacred: "Sure, you give after waiting for me to blink an eye. You give after waiting for me to blink an eye..
3, practice of bishop of team of football of Sino-Japanese Han the Three Kingdoms arrives together heaven, when can the sufficient team with sacred and respective inquiry just get world cup champion, god says: Korea needs 50 years. Korea coach cries greatly: I am not to see. God says again: Japan needs 100 years. Japanese coach cries greatly: I am not to see. Chinese coach asks at once: We? God cries greatly: I am not to see.
4, have a man, middleaged child, it is doting very, the Ru Kula that contain Shen pulls a son to grow up, work laboriously offers a son to finish a college, change of son business suit is walked on, in ruddy health, oneself are dressed in rage however, empty stomach rumble, live frugaly bought a house for the son, married wife, oneself are old also. However the son is disobedient, the door evicted him in a night of harships. The old person will to defeat temple to take shelter from rain, the old person is very sad, sign deeply: Sacred, why be opposite am I so inequitable? After a lightning passes, an ageder voice says: "This is judgement. " at this moment the old person sees an older than him person come from the pass in and out in the corner of broken temple. Jing of old National People's Congress: "Are you sacred? " older person says: "Be blamed! Before more than 20 years you evict me came, I am your father, had you not known me? Had you not known me??
5, in barber shop, abba manages to send when making money, barber says: "The fund that does not receive you, I should be to be sacred service. " the following day in the morning, before barber sees inn door many an acknowledgment letter mixes a few " Bible " .
Passed a few days, money should be made after a police officer is tonsorial, barber says: "The fund that does not receive you, I should be for us community served. I should be for us community served..
The following day in the morning, before barber sees inn door much an acknowledgment is believed and a few " community serves manual " .
Passed a few days again, one government official comes tonsorial,
6 [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], a day, clinton's wife hopes to pull a gram to be taken see god, she discovers to there are a lot of watches in the sitting room in god, and these watch some go quickly, some lose time.
Then she asks sacred lackey: "Why should god collect this Mo to be expressed more? And do these watches go differently still fast? And do these watches go differently still fast??
Sacred lackey respecting: "These watches are representing the person's life, on the world each person has the list of appearance of a move, if his affair is much, his watch goes quickly, without the affair the watch goes slow. Without the affair the watch goes slow..
Xilake listens backward all around look say: "Why to see the table of my husband Clinton? " sacred lackey says: "The watch of your husband is taken by god the office went when fanner!
7, one pair the Fu of an old fellow like me that of the same age gives birth to with day with the month lived 35 years jointly. Today, they place banquet greatly, celebrate 60 years old of their big birthday. In party process, god came. It is true that god praises Fu of an old fellow like me " conjugal love couple " [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], promise them each a desire. The old lady says excitedly: "We are very poor, I want to view this world well only, do global travel. Do global travel..
Sacred brandish one helper, bang [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], a dozen on the hand that plane ticket joins an old lady from empty decline. This old man promised, see he brooded a little while only, say: "I want to marry younger than me woman of 30 years old. "I want to marry younger than me woman of 30 years old..
Sacred one helper, phut! ...
Old man became 90 years old at a draught
8, god held an individual with mud, had the mankind from now on;
Most have a plenty of a white man first---Because god puts clay figurine to fire,bake light;
Had a black next---Because fear duration does not arrive to give as a result,bake big;
Mastered optimal duration to also have us later xanthous, say we are the classic with the most successful god so.
9, small Peter says proudly to his friend: "My uncle is Abba, all people call him respectable Abba. All people call him respectable Abba..
Small Paul says: "My uncle is a bishop [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], who talks to call him Your Exllency with him. Who talks to call him Your Exllency with him..
Small Lakewusi is ill-affected: "What do this have marvelous. My uncle weight 150 kilograms. My uncle weight 150 kilograms..
All people saw he cries: "Oh! My god! My god!!
10, look, had laughed, return jest channel to see two joke more, god is very satisfactory, bless you to earn a RMB more. Amen! Relevant Information：


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